This awesome table lamp has a 3 way switch. Light the top, then the bottom, then the whole lamp. Use it for your end table and you have a perfect percolation of powerful projection (say that 5 times fast.) The chrome has some pitting but what disco doesn't look a little dingy in the daylight?
Paired here with toast coasters. Yup, TOAST COASTERS. This set of 3 kids play food slices of bread has been re-purposed. While recently looking for coasters for a friend who has nice furniture it came to my attention that coasters stink and are often overpriced. So in the cheeky spirit of a conversation piece these three plastic slices now provide the protection your table top so desperately deserves. Go nuts with your sweaty drinks and don't worry about the mold! Two white one wheat.